R U the 1 4 Me​?​+

by Fantastic Mammals

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Video Dating on the World Wide Web!
(and a new Fantastic Mammals song)

This Black Friday, we decided to release a little bit levity into the world.
We think the world can use that right about now.

"R U the 1 4 Me?" is a celebration of everything terrible about the Internet and e-dating.
Where better to find yourself both objectified and sold for $0.99 than in the slew of e-dating apps and tech solutions that promise you the key to happiness?

We think the answer is "R U the 1 4 Me?", the single most #influencer piece of #digitalart to ever be created
AND the solution to ALL of your problems in your love life.
In fact, we like to think of this as less of a song, and more of the #disruptive #app of the century.

A lot of folks collaborated on the #startup and #betalaunch of this song* and we hope you enjoy it as much as we love patting ourselves on the back for being so witty in writing it.

Insincerely and with smug tech-bro elitism,
- FM

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released November 28, 2015

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Fantastic Mammals Chicago, Illinois

Fantastic Mammals (absurdus mammalis) are bipedal, semi-nomadic hominids who originate from the central part of North America. Highly socialized by nature, these curious creatures are most notable for their distinctive fur patterns and ability to communicate via song using crude instruments and guttural vocalizations. ... more

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Track Name: R U the 1 4 Me?
Will no one shoot, with all your weapons drawn high?
Bitch, I'm a wizard. My wand is max lvl, too.
But we'll just stare, fap to r/gonewild until it has all become cliché
More so than sayin' the phrase:

"I can love, oh I swear I can love"
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

I would catch a grenade and die,
O.D. on coke in Vegas,
I'll Robin Thicke you for play…,
But no hamsters, no fatties, no negative fuckin' Nancies
Cause my game's hot like…

[Fire-breathing dragons]

I can love, oh I swear I can love
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

[No fatties / I want it all / NO HAMSTERS / no dopers no smokers no alcoholics no Donna Juanitas / I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman. Is a woman. Is any woman. Is ALL WOMEN ALL WOMEN ALL WOMEN / Do you like Cats? / I don't know… what I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and is / sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs...hmm... / like / fire-breathing dragons]

I can love, oh I swear I can love
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

[I'm really looking for someone I can feel special about and I don't encounter people like that very often and I'm hoping you're one of them / Are you that woman? Please give me a call]

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