R U the 1 4 Me?

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Video Dating on the World Wide Web!
(and a new Fantastic Mammals song)

This Black Friday, we decided to release a little bit levity into the world.
We think the world can use that right about now.

"R U the 1 4 Me?" is a celebration of everything terrible about the Internet and e-dating.
Where better to find yourself both objectified and sold for $0.99 than in the slew of e-dating apps and tech solutions that promise you the key to happiness?

We think the answer is "R U the 1 4 Me?", the single most #influencer piece of #digitalart to ever be created
AND the solution to ALL of your problems in your love life.
In fact, we like to think of this as less of a song, and more of the #disruptive #app of the century.

A lot of folks collaborated on the #startup and #betalaunch of this song* and we hope you enjoy it as much as we love patting ourselves on the back for being so witty in writing it.

Insincerely and with smug tech-bro elitism,
- FM

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released November 28, 2015

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Track Name: R U the 1 4 Me?
Will no one shoot, with all your weapons drawn high?
Bitch, I'm a wizard. My wand is max lvl, too.
But we'll just stare, fap to r/gonewild until it has all become cliché
More so than sayin' the phrase:

"I can love, oh I swear I can love"
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

I would catch a grenade and die,
O.D. on coke in Vegas,
I'll Robin Thicke you for play…,
But no hamsters, no fatties, no negative fuckin' Nancies
Cause my game's hot like…

[Fire-breathing dragons]

I can love, oh I swear I can love
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

[No fatties / I want it all / NO HAMSTERS / no dopers no smokers no alcoholics no Donna Juanitas / I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman. Is a woman. Is any woman. Is ALL WOMEN ALL WOMEN ALL WOMEN / Do you like Cats? / I don't know… what I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and is / sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs...hmm... / like / fire-breathing dragons]

I can love, oh I swear I can love
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

[I'm really looking for someone I can feel special about and I don't encounter people like that very often and I'm hoping you're one of them / Are you that woman? Please give me a call]