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R U the 1 4 Me?

from R U the 1 4 Me​?​+ by Fantastic Mammals

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#Single , eh? How dumb don't do that.

Say hello to #RUthe14Me!

RUthe14Me it is where you can meet #hotguys #localsingles #getouthere with Video #Dating on the World Wide Web! #dreamscometrue #soulmate

"It is the #Uber of #onlinedating "
- Steve Jobs, Apple Store

"Yes agreed it is better than #Lyft but is for #dating #startup"
- Larry David, Google

"Use this not #Tinder #okcupid #eHarmony or #farmersonlydotcom which are bad"
- Mark Zuckerburg, Friendster

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Will no one shoot, with all your weapons drawn high?
Bitch, I'm a wizard. My wand is max lvl, too.
But we'll just stare, fap to r/gonewild until it has all become cliché
More so than sayin' the phrase:

"I can love, oh I swear I can love"
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

I would catch a grenade and die,
O.D. on coke in Vegas,
I'll Robin Thicke you for play…,
But no hamsters, no fatties, no negative fuckin' Nancies
Cause my game's hot like…

[Fire-breathing dragons]

I can love, oh I swear I can love
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

[No fatties / I want it all / NO HAMSTERS / no dopers no smokers no alcoholics no Donna Juanitas / I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman. Is a woman. Is any woman. Is ALL WOMEN ALL WOMEN ALL WOMEN / Do you like Cats? / I don't know… what I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and is / sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs...hmm... / like / fire-breathing dragons]

I can love, oh I swear I can love
But I won't lie: I can't swear I won't lie
I can't be what you want me to be but I can be what you need
I can love, oh I swear I can love you.

[I'm really looking for someone I can feel special about and I don't encounter people like that very often and I'm hoping you're one of them / Are you that woman? Please give me a call]

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from R U the 1 4 Me​?​+, track released November 28, 2016

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Fantastic Mammals Chicago, Illinois

Fantastic Mammals (absurdus mammalis) are bipedal, semi-nomadic hominids who originate from the central part of North America. Highly socialized by nature, these curious creatures are most notable for their distinctive fur patterns and ability to communicate via song using crude instruments and guttural vocalizations. ... more

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